I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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