I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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