dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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