Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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