Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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