Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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