I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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