hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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