Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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