Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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