dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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