So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
