so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
So. Much. Porn.
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