wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
only if we run a train.
done.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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