He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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