he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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