and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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