Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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