She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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