what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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