Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
True college students do jello shots in the library
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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