I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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