when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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