What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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