Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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