I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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