That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You're completely useless in the revolution.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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