Yo dont text me then not text me
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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