I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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