She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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