You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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