i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
This girl is more easily done than said...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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