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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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