So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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