Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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