Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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