Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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