Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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