I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
