Soap is not a condiment
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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