Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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