He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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