Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
there is puke in my bra ... again
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