she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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