would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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