I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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