I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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