I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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