bring money and cleavage
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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