she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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