Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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