But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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